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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
LMFAO Cover of the Day: After months of rearranging, 18-year-old Noah finally figured out how best to cover LMFAO’s “Sexy & I Know It” — and his rendition has just been named the day’s trending video by NBC’s Today show. You can almost see him blushing as he shares his big news with fans on Facebook and Twitter. Pretty obvious what’s going on here — Noah’s sexy and he doesn’t know it.
HIS VOICE.
annah i expect you to learn this on the uke
holy balls whats happening.
dat high note
dat attractive
dat jazz
dat glorious slice of humanity
dat
SEXY HICCUP IS BAAAAAACK and quite accurately so
holy fuck where can i like own every single song this guy does cos
jesus christ
that VOICE
-flings pants out window-
….I…. did not expect those vocals to come out of that man….
Eh, ok let’s check this out I gue-
have i ever mentioned how much i hate this song?
well… this is pretty good! : O
I was skeptical at first, but now all I can think is, “Hot damn!”
holy shitwhoa
help i’m in love
This kid just got a shitload of ass.
I think I just heard the sounds of panties dropping all over the world!
This gentleman can get it.
Hate the song. Love the cover.
Sir, how do you do that with your voice? It’s amazing.
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
(Source: harmonic)
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
That 5% of the fandom that you just want to kill because they ruin everything for the whole fandom.
Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
(Source: hopelesssly-imperfect)